Day Two

The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017

mrs day

The hottest babe to ever exist, also a thicc guidance counselor.

Oh damn look mrs day is bending over

by Cooper575 December 11, 2017

Meme Day

1:A day where you can spot the normies with patrick and tide pod memes

2:A day where memers can't meme in chance of being called normies and for a day they're more awkward than humanly possible.

Jake: Hey it's meme day Do you knew dy way
Trevor: Begone thot
Toby (Actual Memer): I am going to kill mysself today.

by Massive Sket 69 March 14, 2018

Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.

Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.

by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020

A Bizzare Day

was an epic game, now its the crappiest, its modded counterparts are fucking better than it, it deserved to fucking die and turn into a sandbox...

...but everyone should try it

guy: yo dude, wanna play A Bizzare Day?
other guy: hell no bro, im farming for skull in abdm
guy: but you can get mohe now
other guy: do i look like i fucking care?

by ofrfr October 18, 2020

Maddie Day

June 16th
A day to appreciate maddie lizard

It’s Maddie Day today

by Danielle.is.smart June 15, 2022

Femboy Day

Femboy day is a national holiday that has people celebrate any femboys existence.
Femboy Day takes place November 8th. As such people who were born on this date are likely to be femboys.

It’s November 8th, that means it's Femboy Day let's go worship Astolfo the femboy.

by Eren Walker Jaeger November 7, 2022