Short for Apartment Fished
I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.
I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.
Friend: Do you like your new apartment?
Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.
Friend: Wow, that sucks.
Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.
Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.
Friend: Wow, that sucks.
Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.
by DMitch February 16, 2021
Get the Apt Fishedmug. When an underage youth stands outside an establishment that sells alcohol asking passersby if they would purchase said alcohol for them, usually an eight pack of Dutch Gold.
Tom: Hey Pete, how did you get that six pack of Dutchies?
Pete: I wen't fishing earlier some sound lad boxed me off
Pete: I wen't fishing earlier some sound lad boxed me off
by I Jest June 6, 2016
Get the Fishingmug. The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.
"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."
by Scarpal May 18, 2014
Get the Handy Fishmug. by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bonesmug. The act of searching favorite stations for something good on TV. Differs from channel surfing in that the numbers are entered in directly to the remote, not arrived upon by repeated clicking of the + or - arrow.
by Rob Lemke May 29, 2008
Get the channel fishingmug. A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.
by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016
Get the Rusty fish hookmug. by Nicobennet December 12, 2022
Get the bawty fishmug.