Derrick T

Derrick is a fine gentleman, until you realize that he has absolutely no game. He tries dancing but just looks like he has a stick up his ass and has to take a fat piss at the same time. He spends hours upon hours refining his gaming skills but has no game in the real world. He copes with this harsh reality by shitting on all the kids in CS:GO.

Person1: "Yo, who's that guy?"
Person2: "That guy? He's Derrick T."
Person1: "Oh, he looks like he gets no bitches."
Person2: "He doesn't."

by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022

I keep that sh*t on

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.

“I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”

by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D

To be an mc.

J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D, that's what stuff monikas into

by Hi, I'm, a, frickin, weirdo April 7, 2023

T-Mac

an absolute beta

wow I didn't know that kid was such a T-Mac

by BigDominicH May 9, 2019

Bernardo T.

A tall, usually Jewish man who ripped his trusty overalls while climbing around somewhere he shouldn’t have been. A true hater at heart. However, like the grinch, his heart will grow with time.

Person 1: Who’s that guy with the expensive camera, blue raspberry slushee, and a dream?

Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!

by ZaidzupaBbshaliJameerBok September 15, 2025

T bag

When you lift up your dick and dip you sack into an individuals mouth rapidly as a joke, when your drunk, or during sex.

Jeremy just T Bagged my when I was sleeping I got so pissed I think I still have hair in my mouth

by deontutu May 19, 2019

LIL T

The name you refer to your flacid weiner as in an encouraging fashion. Often the initial is substituted in honor of your favorite friend. Ex: LIL T might reference a person named Tyler, E for Elliot, etc..

Guy: Come on LIL T, don't let me down!
Guy 2: *at urinal next to him* Who's LIL T?
Guy 3: Does your name start with a T?

by Guamiest October 21, 2021