National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 09, 2024

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

A half cast with black and white parents

Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.

Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.

Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 04, 2021

Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924

Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"

by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021

Circle suck

When someone gets on both and proceeds to suck your dick. The term circle suck comes when you lift them off their legs and start rotating them around in a vertical motion while they’re still mouthed to your dick.

Otis was talking shit so I told him to get on both, and I’ll help him circle suck me

by JoeBidenIsAcommunist November 22, 2020

The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 04, 2020

suck of death

When someone sucks so hard on a mans penis, it turns purple.

Thus making it the suck of death.

Yeah man that’s called the suck of death, sucked that dick so hard it indeed turned purple.

by KayStarKay February 19, 2022