Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

Chocolate Rain-blow

A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea

I just had the most gnarly chocolate rain-blow in the bathroom dawg.

by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025

Chocolate Flonase

When one presses their rectum up against their partners nasal cavity. Then uses flatulence to clear out the others sinuses.

My sinuses were clogged up. So I got my boyfriend to do a Chocolate Flonase. He pressed his sphincter firmly against my left nostril and whilst holding my breath, he farted in my nasal cavities. Cleared my sinuses and I was able to eat the corn kernels left over.

by EltoeCam February 19, 2025

Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina

He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie

by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025

Chocolate snatch

A melted chocolate bar in a girl’s pocket

I saw that girl put a chocolate bar in her pocket

She’s going to get chocolate snatch

by Dr jew February 24, 2025

Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025

Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025