picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Fat Pussy Bitch

A nickname for a bitch

*sees friend
" sup FAT PUSSY BITCH"

by Rayj2003 November 17, 2019

Packing a fat lip

The action of packing your lip full of dip. This must be a large amount of dip to be considered a fat lip.

Southerndipper88: BRB packing a fat lip full of Copenhagen dip YEE YEE

Christiangamer67: Save me a pinch

by Sovietpizza May 13, 2018

fat mexican spiderman

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.

"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."

by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018

two fat men

A name for MSN becuase of its little logo thing

lets have a chat about politics on two fat men

by Sam King January 10, 2009

fat dude dylan

a guy who smokes weed and juuls, who is also fat. his name is dylan and he sucks big freaking balls. thank you, goodbye

friend: “who’s that ?”
me: “oh that’s my step brother, fat dude dylan 😊”

by bigballsmadi September 7, 2019

fat kid at heart

A phrase to describe a person who is not physically overweight/obese who enjoys two or more of the following: *Loves to eat (especially in excess)
*Loves food

*Tasting and trying new food

*Loves to cook and bake
*LOVES BACON

⚠NOT to be confused with a foodie or a chowhound, fat kids at heart are far from snobbish and much too lazy to strategize meticulously for each meal, instead there much more down to earth and not above eating cheap off brand food.

Friend: Why does your skinny ass eat like a pig?

Me: Cause I'm a fat kid at heart now shut up and eat your cupcake!
🔹Layman's terms: a skinny person with food junkie fat kid habits and tendencies.

by RUSTY_plesiosaur☣️ March 20, 2016