It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>If Nichole Sakura, DOes NOt Stop Bothering Me, I, ANgel JOse RObles Will YOu All As individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Nichole Sakura, DOes NOt Stop Bothering Me, I, ANgel JOse RObles Will YOu All As individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Nichole Sakura, DOes NOt Stop Bothering Me, I, ANgel JOse RObles Will YOu All As individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

all up on himself

Selfish; to not be compared to anyone else

He is all up on himself.

by -farmer62 September 23, 2016

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry

Kanye West

“I was sick about awards couldn’t nobody cure me, only player that got robbed but kept all of his jewelry”

by bighamsam20 January 22, 2025

alpha cue all

Another way to say "I'll fuck you all"

Hey you group of girls, alpha cue all.

by coolcraft May 26, 2019

all is going to stick

Everything, including time and space will be stick together like I stick my dick on your butt.

And at the end, all is going to stick, even if ya'll try'n to pull. Sucks, Bro.

by PraHag December 1, 2016