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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla
i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ
by isla louise December 4, 2020
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the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
by Puburt December 4, 2020
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Penis Butter

White Negro: Wouja LIKE some Penis Butter!?!

Buttnigga: Um, sure, yea---

White Negro: I'MMACUMMON YURTITS!!!
by AutismBlaggleTeam December 6, 2020
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Nutter-Buttered

The act of having a white girl between too black men, Forming a nutter butter.
Fred:" Men i heard susie got Nutter-Buttered Last Night"
Josh:"Man, hope she can walk"
by Bradhawk315 December 14, 2020
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Butters

“Ur butters mate
by Chloe Martian101 October 25, 2020
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Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger

When you try to finger a girl for the first time and instead finger her ass hole.
Mike tried to finger his girl friend and instead earned his first, Tennessee Peanut Butter Finger.
by Hank McCdoogle November 1, 2020
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