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Rolled

getting stepped on in an embarrassing detrimental manner; unapologetically untalented
Yooo Erin brown rolled asf
by @zayfvs June 25, 2023
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rolling on molly

just means you’re really high on molly either irl or hypothetically.

owen joyner says it in one of daniella taylors youtube videos at 10 mins 25 seconds. the video is called:
letting the person in FRONT of me DECIDE what i eat for 24 hours ft. im broke now
by genuinegiraffe June 5, 2024
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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.
"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."
by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024
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Cum roll

Cover your girls body completely with a load of cum, proceed to roll her in a black blanket. Making her look like a sushi roll.
Hence ‘cum roll’
by Stacey705 June 20, 2024
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Rolled

He crashed his Mercedes at 100 mph and rolled it.
by Arminkshipper June 29, 2024
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