Indonesian Mud Slap

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black

Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Slap short kids

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

slap

stands for "sounds like a plan"

"wanna go out to eat and then come over"
"okay, slap!"

by Your Girl Marie June 13, 2023

dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.

by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023