broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs

You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.

by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

Fart and run

When someone fart, tells no one in the room and find a reason to leave the room letting the others discover is fart by smelling it.

Bob1: So a was eating a twinki when... wait a minute who farted!?

Bob2: Don't know man but it smells horrible, good that Bob3 is safe on that one.He is grabbing a beer in the kitchen

Bob1: For god sake Bob3 no Fart and run

by Hodio August 9, 2010

Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.

Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?

by Schlangemann April 5, 2011

Poker-fart

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.

*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.

by STTEVE! September 11, 2010

Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....

Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts

by current RMC student December 29, 2016

Brain Fart

"If Ya Don't Stop Thinkin
Ya Brains Gonna Be Stinkin"

nojjhjhhhhhhh dfdf brain fart. fdf f ffdgfggdggffgffgdf fggfgfgdff

by MJ cvghfgjghf March 28, 2007

kiss fart

Another term for Blabbermouth.

You know what, you're a real kiss fart.

by Shay22 September 21, 2008