Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
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mexican detour

When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period
by Shams88 May 07, 2016
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Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.
“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”
by SquidManJones December 13, 2023
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Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.
"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."
by Yeeetothehawwww April 16, 2021
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Mexican Squirrel

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.
by AITMA Ballz April 26, 2022
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Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
by Big Justin696969 October 05, 2021
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Mexican Sonogram

A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
Mark Mexican sonogrammed that bitch Kirstin last Tuesday.
by Bia, Lai July 09, 2022
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