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I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
by luqerbqli March 18, 2019
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Nutter Butter

The act of when a male covers his penis with peanut butter and then proedes to have sex and then cum in the male or female.
"Hey babe, I wanna try the nutter butter tonight"
by mcsquigilnugets December 22, 2018
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Dick butter

This is something usually a apple sauce lube for kinky times
Man Brandon sure loves his dick butter
by The Waffle bun December 24, 2018
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Fucking butter knife

Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out
by Shane Moto YT December 25, 2018
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butter bam

M friend Grace got a butter bam by my brother
by Äpples Guy December 26, 2018
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Peanut BUTTer Jelly Time

When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.
Man, my girl gave me a Peanut BUTTER Jelly Time yesterday, she loved it.
by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018
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