When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011
to throw a tantrum, usually involving screaming and yelling... overreacting to something very stupid
by Gabby & Rickie June 02, 2003
by Nobbybobby January 17, 2020
Popularized by inmates in prison when one uses a shank or shiv to scalp another inmate. By slicing the head and peeling the scalp back.
by UnderstandingStreetslang February 07, 2023
When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.
by NickiMinajsMinion May 10, 2021
person 1: "hey have yall seen that ugly orange with a wig on at the election"?
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!
by 🐩 puppy person November 06, 2020
To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.
Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.
Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.
Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.
by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020