JAMES

Fine!

Person: "Hi JAMES, how are you?"
JAMES:"Fine!"

by Calloza November 20, 2019

James

A fat ass

Definition- fat ass with a lisp
Example: hey bro did you see James? That would suck if I were him.

by Hugecock56 November 18, 2019

James

The bad boyfriend

James hesitates

by Happy Christian March 24, 2021

james

a hot guy that everyone thinks that you are insane for liking because they think he's a psychopath

John: Omg say that guy I so James or I'm not gay. Chase: Dude I'm literally your boyfriend.

by Sage the major Sage June 18, 2021

James

most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.

some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye

weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james

by theMessiah_______ April 8, 2021

Jamee

Jamee is a pretty girl and has lots of friends. She is kind, lovely, especially to the guys. She is really hot and funny too. If you make Jamee mad she will start a fight with you. All the guys love Jamee because she's really cute.

Guy 1- Who's that chick? she's hot
Guy 2- Damn that ass
Girl- That's my best friend Jamee

by idontwannabeyouanymore32582 October 14, 2019

James

sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.

overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut

Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"

by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021