Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.
Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!
by Kaane February 28, 2014
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Greg Status

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures
by doughboycantcap June 30, 2020
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MoH Greg

The best JvS advisor of all time. Best CoFK Advisor, Best CLA Advisor, Best CoR Advisor and Best EF Advisor. Also best Welsh man to play JvS. Bruce is a boomer.
Yo shit its MoH Greg, the best JvS advisor of all time.
by Not MoH Greg January 24, 2020
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Meowstic Greg.

Meowstic evolves from Espurr at level 25, and is a Pseudo-Legendary pokemon with a 600 Base-stat total. (totally) (no cap) (100%)
Pokemon trainer: I caught a male Espurr and evolved it into a male Meowstic Greg.
Pokemon Trainer 2: YOURE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon trainer: (Starts ascending.)
by windyeeee February 04, 2022
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Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning
Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'
by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020
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Greg Louganis

1- Boring Definition: Olympian Diver famed for breaking his head on the diving board and covertly leaking AIDS into the pool.

2- Cool Definition: Sexual act. Performed by engaging in intercourse and bending your partner over a coffee table or other low surface requiring them to use their arms to hold themselves up. At a climatic moment you pull their arms out from under tham causing their face to bounce off of the coffee table, must yell 'Greg Louganis!' See also Tony Danza
1- Greg Louganis was a dick head to give the pool AIDS like that.

2- Megan is so dumb. I'm totally gonna give her the Greg Louganis tonight, man.
by PopFreeMonkey February 28, 2007
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Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal
by gregswan January 13, 2009
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