double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.

“They just died in a car crash”
“That’s just a common Derek L”

by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023

common

That was awesome!

What did you think of the Van Gogh experience. It was common!

by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

Queen of common sense

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.

by Esth December 25, 2010

Common sense

Something that is not a secret, because other people already know about it.

People knew the guy who finished the marathon was enduring the long distance, it wasnt a secret to everyone, their common sense could tell them that.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Commonical

a familiar resonable action.

Gabe: Dude, look at my shirt! I just had it made! Isn't it sweet?!

Sal: It's a picture of a german shepard head with paw prints down the side... pretty cool dude?

Gabe: Yea, I know! And it was only $45 dollars!!

Sal: You would. That's so commonical of you.

by harley boots November 23, 2010