We would like to take this moment to say that we are deeply sorry for making Kozy Shack Pudding so absurdly delicious.
We had originally planned on making Kozy Shack Pudding just very delicious. Instead we made it absurdly delicious, and for that we apologize. We had no idea that it would create such a buying frenzy, leading to a pudding shortage.
Until we can make some more, we ask those whose last names begin with A through M to buy Kozy Shack Pudding on odd days. Those whose last names begin with N through Z, please buy Kozy Shack Pudding on even days.
Again, please accept our sincere apologies.
We had originally planned on making Kozy Shack Pudding just very delicious. Instead we made it absurdly delicious, and for that we apologize. We had no idea that it would create such a buying frenzy, leading to a pudding shortage.
Until we can make some more, we ask those whose last names begin with A through M to buy Kozy Shack Pudding on odd days. Those whose last names begin with N through Z, please buy Kozy Shack Pudding on even days.
Again, please accept our sincere apologies.
by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023
When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
by WillyTheWankTank August 02, 2023
by Doink Shack February 12, 2018
A person who allows their sexual partner (typically male) to reside in their home, spend their money, and be waited on hand and foot for literally nothing in exchange but sex— if that.
by PurpleNurpleTurtle September 19, 2020
this super sly handsome gorgeous super duper sly gorgeous handsome guy Silas mostly known by his comrades Shack Daddy🥴🥴🥴😚😚😚🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊😍😍😍🤪🤪🤪🥵🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😙😙😙😙😙 he is pretty cool to. I seen his story one time and he was pulling some hoes🤷🏼 ♂️ Not as hot as my girl though
by Joe swifter November 09, 2018
Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.
All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.
Tell me about it.
All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.
Tell me about it.
by Shuaman July 09, 2019