rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.

Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you”

by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021

mid-rise

1. a building that is intermediate in height between a high-rise and a low-rise; a moderately tall building.
2. pertaining to a mid-rise.

A mid-rise building is neither tall nor small.

by uttam maharjan June 5, 2010

sickness riseing

when some one is beyond ugly

1:look at that chick
2:yuck sickness riseing
1:yep

by EazyBeats May 16, 2009

Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation

A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings

by Neck Sex April 24, 2025

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022

Manlets rise up!

An allusion to the microscopic, absurd and ill-fated folkloric fiasco known as the manlet uprising. At the same time a highly sarcastic taunt, cleverly playing on the hilarious fact that manlets, due to being afflicted with the devastating and lifelong curse of manletism, are unable to grow up and are therefore doomed to endure the comical and dwarf-like existence of a laughably stunted, utterly insignificant and Napoleon complex-afflicted prison wife manlet. Often used in conjunction with Manlets BTFO or Manlets, when will they learn? - particularly when witnessing another amusingly traumatizing humiliation deservedly suffered by a terminally insecure, inherently effeminate and preposterously petite runt of an Ewok sissy manlet boy.

Did you know that the average height of CEO's for fortune 500 companies is 6 foot and that manmores out-earn manlets by hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of their respective careers? Lol, that's awesome! Manlet rage guaranteed. Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024