double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

Commoner's L

An L only a commoner would take.

Wow that guy who lost all his life savings really took a commoner's L

by Guy Dingus December 26, 2022

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

common snese

A type of common sense, typically used to describe someone with the lack of spelling.

"man, you have gotta start using some common snese"

by 4bighumans April 8, 2022

Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United

Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L

by Jacquin May 6, 2023

Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.

person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.

by takentacos November 16, 2019

Common sense

Equivalent to the bodies autonomic system, controlling multiple human instincts that are essential to survival such as empathy, communication skills, manners, respect, feelings vs opinions distinction, the pick your battles instinct, and a common desire to support friends and family unconditionally.

1)When one lacks common sense one becomes driven by self serving interests rather then worry about others resulting in a lack of human connection and in time, humanity itself.

by Hotmama79 October 17, 2020