beaver bandit

some who eats out hairy pussies

alysha hammens boyfriend

i still have hair in my mouth from eating that girl like a beaver bandit last night

by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004

Beaver Fever

the overpowering desire to pursue women for sex

Jim's got the beaver fever, this is the third time tonight he's had sex.

by the fev August 6, 2009

angry beavers

Like invader zim, a very good nickolodeaon show that got cancelled

invader zim: good
angry beavers: good
sponge bob: suck ass

by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005

beaver monkey

Sexually active lesbian.
Aggressive homosexual female.

When going to Vixen in Provincetown, the beaver monkeys were all over the fresh meat.

by TekLust January 1, 2008

Wooly beaver

Hairy vagina. Slightly hairly. The texture of steel wool.

"That was one hell of a wooly beaver"
"Recycle. Save the Wooly beavers!"

by Tim Nagle July 2, 2006

Bangin' Beaver

Fucking; having sex.

Instead of staying home on the weekends playing his XBOX tapes, Joe should be out on the town bangin' beaver.

by The Objective September 18, 2010

porch beaver

1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).

Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."

by bbweee January 1, 2006