a force so strong it could knock any non-asian over! these powers may include, super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant... sometimes these powers are used for evil.
with his super asian powers, he lept over the building in a superhot way to do a math problem that would save the girl from a speeding train. this requires cat like swiftness.
by dinosaurkitty December 11, 2003
Cool asian for example is a asian that EVERYONEat school knows. You may not know who he/she is, but you have seen or heard of them before.
by E to the ugene May 25, 2005
Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.
by TheDefined February 08, 2013
Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.
Strengths: A+++
Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...
Strengths: A+++
Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...
by Average Boy in Da Hood October 04, 2019
Like a person but makes Nike's and shitty phones. They also work for barely any money, hahA jokes on them
Lmao you're Asian
by Earl Xi January 14, 2019
An asian is any person you think is asian. No matter what. The only way to tell if they are an asian is by seeing if they are short and have squinted eyes.
by CarterFromGoogle March 26, 2020