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Man queef

When you have a fart that rolls up your sweaty ballsack and pops at the top
What's that smell?
Oo it's just my balls rolling out a nasty man queef.
by Klops January 16, 2011
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Queef Nugget

A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.
As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!
by Jaszen September 20, 2005
mugGet the Queef Nuggetmug.

Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.
(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.
by Toolizm May 19, 2010
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Queef Latifah

Sha-nay-nay just queefed, look at that little Queef Latifah.
by Brendan.Amanda.206 August 9, 2010
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Reef Queef

Technique commonly used by free divers where a person sucks the air from a woman's vagina while underwater. This is also regularly taught as a survival technique if driving a vehicle into a body of water with a female passenger.
Jack would not have drowned as quickly if he knew to breathe in Rose's reef queef.
by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012
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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008
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Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.
Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!
by SpeedStick September 11, 2009
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