Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

patchy the pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.

Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Pitch white

Very white.

That paper is pitch white.

by DS Concord 11s August 5, 2020

Pitcher only (PO)

The hardest position to play in baseball. Has a horseback and can can hit dingers and field because they're the real athletes on the field, but their high school coach never lets them do anything else but throw the ball to prevent them from getting injured

Do you see that Pitcher only (PO)! He throwing straight gas and is dropping bombs and thongs!!

by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

Patchy

KSI’s beard now and forever

Wow, KSI got a patchy beard

by KSIMON Believer April 11, 2023

patches go on pockets

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

by macka lacaka April 27, 2023

Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch February 21, 2009