tootsie push

To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.

Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.

Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.

Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.

by Pegship August 2, 2020

Pushing a Palin

Pushing an unqualified candidate for a major office possibly because they are good looking and / or fascinating to the public.

John McCain did this in the 2008 Presidential race. His Vice Presidential Pick was an obscure Alaskan Governor who's other main political post was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Whenever she was interviewed away from her handlers, she showed a surprising lack of knowledge about the world.

John McCain was "Pushing a Palin" when he picked his Vice Presidential running mate. (before she Pulled a Pallin" and quit her post as Governor of Alaska)

by miiiik July 9, 2009

pushing 🅿️

that’s what people say when they like to get fucked in the ass

Pushing P= fucked in the ass, fuck me in my ass.. ex

“Omg… i like pushing 🅿️“

“so u like to get fucked in the ass?”

“yess! pushing 🅿️ feels so good”

by shawtyy_ace February 7, 2022

dumb-push

When a person accidentally touches a laptop screen like it's an interactive smart phone or iPad!

"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"

by kittydisco October 4, 2015

Peony Push

A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.

Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2020

Push Model

Push Model - A model who knows that he/she is not a model and we all know that he/she isn’t a model, yet, they continue to press the issue by paying for and/or doing photoshoots and posting them on social media, as if it were a real shoot for something real.

All she does is “Photo-Shoots” with unknown photographers, post them to social media and calls herself a model. She is such a push model, pushing her wish to be a model on the innocent public.

by MC Skankaholic August 9, 2017

Pushing P

The act of licking a males whole body from neck down to the feet in one whole lick. This can only be used in circumstances when its between 2 males.

"Yo u wanna push p wid me ;)"
"its gay but i'll say no homo innit klm"
shit u taste like fucking cat food
yeh man shit, my bad

(lazy writing sorry lads)

pushing p

by Ademola Taiwo January 18, 2022