Perverted

What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.

Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 28, 2022

Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.

i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.

by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023

Ten percent days

A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.

Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.

Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.

by Garage Dweller May 21, 2009

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

Error Prevention

The scientific detection of thoughts, feelings, and actions which caused an error, and the search for ways to prevent those actions from reoccurring.

The plastics factory production manager increased output and worker retention by implementing error prevention.

by but for October 25, 2017

Red Percent

When a child returns your iPhone after borrowing and battery is completely spent.

“Dad...your phone is on Red Percent!”

by harmszone June 1, 2018

20 Percent

It is the point of crisis and when all hell breaks loose.

“Oh crap! My phone is at 20 percent and I don’t have a charger!”

by AnimuSight July 20, 2018