zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

by anonymous_mcgee September 15, 2021

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Zaza Zoomed

When the zaza hits so good u start zoom in’ 😮 💨

Bryan: *cough cough n*gga I told you i got dat gas.

Teddy didn’t reply, he simply stared at the ceiling, he was zaza zoomed out.

by Pookalicious August 2, 2023

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When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.

Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.

by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020

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Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".

Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long

by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022

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