An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
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by Izzy Rodriguez November 12, 2020
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Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
by Anotherinternetweirdo May 29, 2021
Get the Mariah mug.Mariah is Tommy's girl. She wants to trust most people even when she probably shouldn't. She always has good intentions but doesn't always think things through. She over explains her self and is very self conscious. People often mistake her kindness for being flirtatious. Mariah is always rooting for the underdog and hates to see someone being bullied. Try to treat someone like crap in front of her and you'll see the serious side come out quick. Mariah puts up with a lot of shit t from allot of people but don't mistake that for weakness, when she's had enough you'll definitely know it. Kids always love Mariah. She has a big heart and it can be easy to make her cry at times because she is an empath and feels everyone's emotions as her own. She tries to help anyone and everyone she can, guarantee if she sees you walking she's gonna stop and make sure your okay. It's hard for her to say no, and she tries to be nice to everyone. Mariah is also a big stoner she always has been. She can make anyone laugh.
"Hey you better quit acting like that here comes Mariah."
"Who is Mariah? Oh, her? That's Tommy's girlfriend."
"Who is Mariah? Oh, her? That's Tommy's girlfriend."
by MariahBeth January 8, 2025
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by Klr055 October 20, 2025
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When Mariah’s with you, something just lights up. It’s a hopeful feeling for her - you just seem to get who she is and who she’s trying to become. You introduce each other to new experiences, helping you both grow and reach your greatest potential
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