Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
Get the Lancemug. Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
Get the Lance Syndromemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>A Hundred Back Through Lancing Vagina For Eliza Coupe<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Lance is a really hot and sweet guy. He always brings a smile to you whenever you see him. He would always share some personal information to you if you are close with him. Every time you sit next to him, your heart races and eventually have a crush on him easily. He’s a really cute guy and has a very good fashion sense, would do anything to make you happy 😍
“Hey is that Lance? He’s so hottt!!!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”
by LanceTan I Love You Only~ September 30, 2021
Get the Lancemug. Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪
Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok
Lance : ok
by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022
Get the Lancemug. 