Lance Blakeney

A fake homo stereotype who is just really fucking annoying
Your such a lance Blakeney bro...
by hahahahahpenishelloman February 02, 2024
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Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
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mutton lance

Erect penis
Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'
by RickTick66 June 13, 2017
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Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.
-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...
by neobwa October 22, 2014
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I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life

I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life
I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Life
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
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Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////

Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////
Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
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Frat Lance

This is what you call the girlfriend of a not so fratty fratboy. She is in fact more fraternal with the true brothers of the fraternity than her boyfriend. It is worth noting that a frat lance is usually blonde.
“Oh look, it’s frat lance, she’s so much frattier than normal Lance”
by ArianPellegrino July 12, 2019
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