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Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”
by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
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Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.
I just saw my mate lancing.
by Mutate June 24, 2015
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Lance

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus
by TheOC January 29, 2020
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lance

addicted to sex + gay and down bad for his manz
lance: more daddy ahh ~~~
by wjshwhwhshhss December 13, 2021
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Lance Armdouche

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads
Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.
by Jamal9000 August 6, 2021
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Lance

A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3
"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"
by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020
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Lance

"Youre such a Lance"
by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018
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