sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018

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flossin season

When the ballers take their winter wheels off their rides and put their rims back on: Flossin Season is open

That's the fifth Box Chevy I've seen with rims back on, Flossin Season must be open

by Treacherous Wendy July 24, 2014

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The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009

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Twerk season

Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.

Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*

by Linglong221 June 4, 2020

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physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.

customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.

by soda_jerker June 5, 2015

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