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Triggersy Haydenitis

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.
Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"
by The Third Reich June 12, 2017
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Hayden Pimpson

The pimpest street cracker in the entirety of the U.S.A.
Damn bro, Hayden Pimpson hates mexicans
by Pimpson_ December 20, 2022
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Sloppy Hayden

A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks
I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens
by average Jacker May 8, 2022
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Hayden monk

Someone that touches everyone's ass
Omg! Stop touching everyone's ass Hayden monk
by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
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Hayden and Tyler

They are a happy gay couple.They love rust and play games a lot to avoid the depression.They could rage or be pooping.
by Kanye South April 19, 2021
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Dara Hayden

Absolute Benchood who is always eating pop tarts. He also lectures you constantly on life choices
Dara: Marriage is just a piece of papa
Me: oh my God Stfu Dara Hayden
by Namibian Warlord February 18, 2021
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Faggot Hayden

When he won’t send you a funny picture of a fat kid
Hayden didn’t send me the picture what a faggot Hayden
by Hayden Welder May 12, 2020
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