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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.
A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
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Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
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Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.
Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.
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If I had my little way

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
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Best I ever had

I'm the Best I ever had
by Im7 October 12, 2023
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