goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.

Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!

by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010

Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

Sloober-goober

The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.

"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"

by larryarms December 14, 2006

Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep

You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er

by Sim guy May 10, 2022

Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

by Jimboli December 2, 2010