Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
by phreak June 14, 2004
Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016
Look! It's Carl from Discord!
by RetsproD June 30, 2022
by ED "MOFO" RO August 19, 2011
P1: Man, Scrubby from YT should open a P.O. box so we can ship him crap.
P2: Like supplies to end the musically war?
P1: Yes, we need it to end.
P2: Like supplies to end the musically war?
P1: Yes, we need it to end.
by Mushieus July 25, 2018
by blondemisskv October 30, 2007
The Sniper from TF2 is a playable class in (you guessed it) the team based first person shooter game Team Fortress 2, he falls under the support category in which he supports his team by taking out enemies far away with his sniper rifle, he is also a good counter to heavies in an open area.
Sniper can also be played more offensively by using the huntsman instead of a sniper, by abusing the huntsman’s unpredictable hitbox he becomes a dangerous foe(jk), the huntsman is usually paired with either his regular submachine gun, or his jarate (jar of piss) which causes all hits to be minicrits (if the target is covered in piss).
However, if you’re on a 2fort server it’s an entirely different story, on the average 2fort server all the sniper are either bots, or they’re new to sniper and camp the battlements all game, accomplishing absolutely nothing.
He is almost never alone as there are usually 2-3 sniper in a 2fort server, continuously aiming at the enemy battlements until someone pops their head out, only to miss every single shot, and then killed by the scout who been standing next to them for 2 minutes.
Sniper can also be played more offensively by using the huntsman instead of a sniper, by abusing the huntsman’s unpredictable hitbox he becomes a dangerous foe(jk), the huntsman is usually paired with either his regular submachine gun, or his jarate (jar of piss) which causes all hits to be minicrits (if the target is covered in piss).
However, if you’re on a 2fort server it’s an entirely different story, on the average 2fort server all the sniper are either bots, or they’re new to sniper and camp the battlements all game, accomplishing absolutely nothing.
He is almost never alone as there are usually 2-3 sniper in a 2fort server, continuously aiming at the enemy battlements until someone pops their head out, only to miss every single shot, and then killed by the scout who been standing next to them for 2 minutes.
by Greggyleg April 15, 2022