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dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
by Maureen September 12, 2016
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Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
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Ninja Dump

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006
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After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
by Damdman September 7, 2013
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Jug-dump

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).
"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.
by ninjabinja August 27, 2013
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Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.
Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.
by roninx17 January 11, 2011
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vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina
Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "
by Keithima February 13, 2017
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