deez nuts

The best joke you could make

"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"

by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”

Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.

by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021

Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021

Deez nuts

A commonly used abbreviation used in contemporary society (mainly by members of the Gen-Z generation), to describe a man's genitalia (a male's sexual organ)

Put deez nuts in your mouth

by deutsch Adolf October 4, 2022

justin deez nuts

Justin deez nuts is a word for Justin that is sucking on those balls.

We also use it because he is very cracked at fortnite and rating ballsacks

Justin deez nuts please rate my ballsack.

by epic man 123 May 26, 2022

Deez Nuts

Your family jewels

precision

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem

by Milked my family jewels September 4, 2018

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021