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Curbed Out

Passed out or nodded out from drugs/alcohol in the front seats of a vehicle, both parked and moving.
“Trent wake up! You’re hella curbed out and I need you to navigate”

“I was way curbed out driving home last night, I coulda wrecked.”

Origin: A friend of a friend had a job as a driver for UPS or FedEx or some shit, but also had a drug problem. He would be at work and start nodding out while driving, either from drug use or last of sleep partying too hard. As he momentarily fell asleep he would wake up when his truck smashed into the curb. Eventually it came to mean generally falling asleep in a car or somewhere you shouldn’t be sleeping, with the likelyhood of a not-so pleasant wake up.
by Dusty Punk Bitches May 2, 2019
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curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street
Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders
by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023
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curb midget

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.
by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022
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bust you down the curb

"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans
Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"
by Cubow June 2, 2022
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fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
by enim frater December 18, 2012
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curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.
girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though
by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015
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He curb stomped you

A roleplay action used by edgy speedtypers, and retarded CRPers from any roleplaying game in ROBLOX.
John D.: He walked here.
Speedtyper: He rushed over
Speedtyper: He tackled you to the ground
Speedtyper: He curb stomped you 100000000000 times
Speedtyper: react react react 54vck you voided)
John D.: (......)
by NjetMolotoff March 2, 2021
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