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The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
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Chicago Style

When a man slaps his wiener into a poppyseed
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.
bro i gave my girl chicago style last night, she was eating good as hell

dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles September 3, 2022
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Chicago Traditional

When two men make sweet, sweet love inside a car which has been turned into a Chicago-Style deep dish pizza.
I had an amazing weekend with Rhett, Link, and Josh! We each took turns performing a Chicago Traditional on each other.
by mooney's grove weirdo December 20, 2019
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Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!
Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow
by Your own Nan April 26, 2017
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back to chicago

(1) To flee a bad situation, usually returning to where you are from.

(2) To return to your station at work

Background: Derives from ttrpg gameplay.
“I’ve never seen a barfight this bad, makes me wanna move right back to Chicago. Im not from Chicago, it’s just an expression.”

That breakup was so bad he went right back to Chicago”.

“Thanks for meeting me for coffee to brief me on these files, Im gonna get back to Chicago and write up a report.”
by Keplar69 October 21, 2019
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Chicago tuna

The act of shoving a dead fish up a prostitutes vagina.
I picked this girl up and she asked me to give her a Chicago Tuna.
by Wolf303 May 8, 2022
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Chicago Taco

When you blow air into a girls vagina before putting your dick in so that when you do her sausage tunnel whistles like the Windy City.
I got wind burn on my dick after giving this warlock from the south side Chicago Taco. Time for some aloe Vera.
by SnappyBagels November 5, 2022
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