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Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
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dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
by Maureen September 12, 2016
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Ninja Dump

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006
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Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina
Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "
by Keithima February 13, 2017
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Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.
Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.
by roninx17 January 11, 2011
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Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.
That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.
by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017
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