double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

Common Prank

A saying used to make light of someone else's bleak situation.

Person 1: "He walked into Saran wrap, and was then shot in the chest"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
Or
Person 1: "My uncle touched me"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"

by smegmabomb September 8, 2025

A Common

A type of rarity in children. There's Godly, Mythical, Legendary, Rare, Uncommon, and Common tiers for them. Most commons are usually "special" and are "downed".

Shiiiiiiiit, that's a common behavior right there buddy.

by Shogun__ October 10, 2023

Common Sense

Basic logic that the majority of this planet lacks. (Ex, most booksmart people)

Wow, this is the smartest kid in my class. He can't even sharpen a pencil. He really lacks common sense. How will he even survive in the real world.

by fakename06 January 12, 2019

Really that a common

..really that common of a..

A: This is an aberration.
B: This isn't really that a common word people use.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Common Peninsula trash

Someone from the peninsula who is trashy

God, Shannon can be such common peninsula trash

by Writer99999999 December 23, 2020

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017