Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

Glue

Sticky stuff that was made into sticks, and now 10 million of them are sitting in my pencil case.
Glue can also be obscured in a tube with a top and squirted out all over your face with no warning as if it owns your face.
Sorry if some of it got under your eyelash and then you blinked. Whoops.

Person 1: dude are you okay? You walk like you can’t see anything.
Person 2: glue got on my face and i blinked
Person 1: oh. sorry.

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

Industrial Glue

“It’s not sperm guys, I swear”

She smacked it around a couple of times and then it leaked it’s “industrial glue” all over that dry wall

by Sporm February 14, 2022

glue sock

A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.

Terry was pissed when he put the glue sock on from the other night.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Glue-Stick

When I ejaculate in your mugs that you bought on urban dictionary.

You know that low down dirty dog that goes to SA-prep, he Glue-Stick(Ed) in my urban dictionary mug again.

by crazybitchboy April 26, 2025