Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023

emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!

Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”

by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018

Tin Milo

A slang term for a crappy/bad quality car in Malaysia (especially Proton/Perodua)

Ahmad: Wah, kamu beli Proton tin milo ke?

by F12_OM May 3, 2018

Tin goo

If you can’t spell tongue or struggle pronouncing it say tingoo or spell it that’s what I do when I forget how to spell it and my friends know what I mean

person 1: Bro I burnt my tong
Person 2: what?
Person 1: my tin goo
Person 2: I know what you mean now you mean tongue

by Pumpkinvr_ August 14, 2022

tin biter

Full blown retard

Oi Kallan Tyndall, your're a real tin biter

by Warmdoughnut399 November 29, 2021

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

tins

a woman's breasts

Lad 1 - "Erm .. I think I'm in love with Jessica-Jane clement!"

Lad 2 - "She is decent! Have a word with them tinsss!"

by Dr. Wank-Cube November 18, 2011