wii-slap

To smack another with one's wii-mote. Preferably a bitch.

If you don't stop playing like a half-troll I'm going to wii-slap your ass.

by jack bauer, after wii-slapping batman January 16, 2007

wii arm

Symptom of Chronic geekism.

I can't write because I have wii arm.

What a spod.

by Lukea April 29, 2008

Wii-tard

A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.

Hey- look at that Wii-tard- KILL IT before it infects us all with its contagion!

by sparkles mcgee November 27, 2007

wii-kend

the weekend of November 19, 2006, the Nintendo Wii console's launch date

I can't wait until the wii-kend comes, it's gonna rock!

by Wayne Ecca 2 November 5, 2006

Wii U

A console/console addon that costs a sh*t ton of money, but has no real value for gaming, seriously, it's a friggen tablet.

Hey, did you get a wii u? Nah, me neither...

by xXLEGENDARYXx February 23, 2015

Nintendo Wii

Here's some more ways sayings for the Nintendo Wii:

"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"

"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"

"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."

"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"

"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"

Nintendo Wii... Who the fuck made the name?

by Ezgamer May 14, 2006

Wii Goggles

What you must have on in order to accept the fact that the most popular and most fun game console to play today has inferior graphics when compared to its competitors (PS3, XBox 360 and yes, they are even inferior to the 8 year old PS2.)

Hey, how is the new Tiger Woods 09 for Wii?

Ehh, its pretty fun as long as you've got your Wii goggles on.

by Jumpincat82 October 18, 2008