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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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Common courtesy

Showing respect to others, respect that you would expect from anyone.
If you’re mother-in-law is babysitting your 3 month old twins, not on a work day that she does twice a week but on a Saturday so you can go watch your 8 year-old play football in 90 degree weather, and you are going to be an hour late, you should show her common courtesy by sending her a text or call.
by Happych7c September 2, 2023
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Common Coach Beck L

When your coach, whos last name is Beck is acting like a very mean person, also known as, an L person
1: Coach Beck wont let me talk to my friends in class!
2: Thats just a Common Coach Beck L
by Bartholomew P. Wigglesworth September 21, 2022
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When you're doing i-Ready math level D and you keep exiting to check your minutes.
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths
"That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000."
Me: "Omfg just shut up already..."
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Common Member day

December 11th is Common Member day.
In this day, common members from Discord servers can break any rule without suffering punishment.
Person A: Oh no, I just broke the rule of no posting memes in general.
Person B: Don't worry, it is okay, today is Common Member day, Discord mods can't do anything to us.
by Totally not Jome December 9, 2020
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Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United
Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L
by Jacquin May 6, 2023
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Common sense

Equivalent to the bodies autonomic system, controlling multiple human instincts that are essential to survival such as empathy, communication skills, manners, respect, feelings vs opinions distinction, the pick your battles instinct, and a common desire to support friends and family unconditionally.
1)When one lacks common sense one becomes driven by self serving interests rather then worry about others resulting in a lack of human connection and in time, humanity itself.
by Hotmama79 October 17, 2020
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