double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

Commonism

The lack or deterioration of common-sense within an individual.

I was startled when my engine stopped working, even though I knew my check engine light was on it was my commonism to blame for this unsettling situation.

by Kade Devros May 6, 2024

common sense

The earth isn’t flat, vaccines don’t give autism, furries are not the same thing as zoophiles, LGBT isn’t a disease, “hy00mans” isn’t a word and was made up by antikin to make otherkin look bad, your skin color and/or nationality do not affect you as a person and it’s wrong to discriminate against someone for these traits, Apple is ripping off android, wear a mask because they don’t suffocate you.

The definition above is common sense.

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 20, 2022

Common Sense

Widespread, socially acceptable lies. It is used mainly by older people to insult people they disagree with.

"Too many illegal immigrants? Deport them all. Too many gang problems? Go buy a gun and shoot at them. Bad economy? Just cut the food stamp and all those welfare bulls***. That's just common sense."

"Climate changes all the time. I don't know why common sense is no longer common anymore."

by MuskLovesDog0020 March 3, 2025

common goblet

A central vessel in the middle of a table in which participants decant some a share of their alcoholic beverages during a drinking game. Said vessel must be drunk as a forfeit for being the worst player at the end of the game.

“Hey Sam! You’re the worst player! Drink from the common goblet, bitch!”

by Dr Robotico July 17, 2020

Common sense

Something that Precious doesn't have

Precious: I know I no too get common sense
Me: it's not even too get sense. You no get at all

by Li freaking Shen June 2, 2020

common hopper

The common fart but with a little bit more umph and pop. A nice round sound from the anus

Oh wow man! Did you hear that common hopper i just ripped?! It's gonna be a stanker

by McGaynus McGraysiffer October 15, 2015