Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

“Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 3, 2020

Susan

The best Mom ever!

Wow susans such a great Mom! What a badass.

by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022

Ann Susan

The lady maverick, whose spirit is full of passion, free energy and sheer awesomeness.

She is a great listener, and loves people whole heartedly and sees them without judgement.

Life won't be the same after you meet an Ann Susan.

Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ann Susan.

by swishandswirl November 24, 2021

Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families May 21, 2018

Susan

A middle age woman who is miserable and takes it out on everyone else

“Susan sold my fucking cats”
“Wtf I fucking hate Susan”

by __DarnellBoat__ May 15, 2025

rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant

rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed

by rustysusan October 8, 2009

Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .

Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha

by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022