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Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper
Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.
by Murseh8r January 23, 2022
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nutty sailor

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.
Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.
by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025
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Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.
Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.
by rethinker May 6, 2019
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angry sailor

When a man walks into a mens shower room and yells the word look,then,makes an angry face and frowns while twisting his waist causing his penis to flap side to side
Tommy was dared to do the angry sailor after the ball game
by tommyasshley February 21, 2015
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Wayward sailor

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone
The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.
by T4me11 March 20, 2022
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Drink Like A Sailor

Wen u Lit asl !!!
I drink like a sailor... bitch I ain’t even been ova seas... yet !!!
by ShovieGroovy February 4, 2022
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Sailor Lesson

A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.
Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes
by minegeknsgdksd May 15, 2024
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