shoulder surfing

Looking over someone's shoulder when they are working or at a terminal with the intention of snooping, stealing information, or just annoying.

I think granny was shoulder surfing me when I entered my PIN into the ATM.

by team_homeslice July 18, 2005

should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008

Funny you should ask

Someone who reminds somebody else about something he forgot to ask.

How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.

by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016

Sholla

Ballin and Shawty cominbed as one. Basically it is a fine ass girl. This word is straight outta da 719, C Sprangs.

Alan:" Sweat, look at dat whore-wich."
Sweat:"I know nigga, daz a grib of sholla's."

by Sweat June 27, 2005

Shoaling

Pulling in front of other cyclists at an intersection instead of lining up behind them. Considered a major fau pas.

That roadie was shoaling me, so I sucked his wheel all the way up the hill.

by sillygolem October 15, 2011

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009

Shouldn't

A concatenation of "should not"

I shouldn't do it

by qartis July 4, 2003