rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.

I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.

by risekevin July 13, 2023

Rise and shine

A normal word normally used to wake kids up.

NOW EFFING KYLIE JENNER HAS EFFING COPYRIGHTED IT SO IF YOU SAY IT SHE CAN EFFIN SUE YOU SHE HAS CAMERAS IN YOUR EFFING HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT SAY IT OR SHE WILL EFFING SUE YOU FOR EFFIN MILLIONS COS SHE THINKS SHES COOL BECAUSE OF HER PLASTIC ARSE AND ALL THAT CODSWALLOP.WHATEVER YOU DO DONT STAND IN A MIRROR AND SAY RISE AND SHINE OR SHE WILL APPEAR!!

Rise and shi--
K.J:Excuse me biatch I can use you for dat.

RISE AND SHINE!

by BUMHOLIO12123 May 10, 2020

The sun will rise again

Basically a phrase used by Nazis and right wing people that hope deportation of all immigrants and Jews (and non white people). May be used by many conservative people in Europe since immigration problem is only rising. Also can be told as “The sun will rise and we will try again.”

- Bro, there are so many Jews and gypsies nowadays... I hate it!

- don't worry, man. The sun will rise again.

by Vjedai April 29, 2025

princess that rises with cheetahs

extremely beautiful, exotic, one of a kind, sexy in a cheetah sort of way, quick and agile like one who rises with cheetahs.

Wow shes so exotic that she is a long lost princess that rises with cheetahs

by Bear Conquerer August 25, 2011

rise of gen alpha

this is when the ipad kids will rise up and become middle schoolers and high schoolers

alice: the rise of gen alpha is about to start

bob: oh shit

by fofo the snowed one January 21, 2025

Rising Tide Charter School

A place wear girls have bangs, Everyones bisexuals and everyones is weird.

I used to like girls until my mom made me go to Rising Tide Charter School and now I like guys too

by Black Girl 4000 October 29, 2019